a bop is something light or something you casually enjoy. you don’t mind it/it’s cute in the moment.
a banger is something goes hard (some times unnecessarily) can invoke deep emotions. can fizzle out after some time has passed.
a jam is something that can be considered as nostalgic. it is a song that is a personal anthem, no matter what you are going through you just respond to it. it is immortal.
Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken
once tried desperately to make my friend understand that yolks were not, like, a liquified potentiality of chicken, and she looked at me for a while and then said, “but they’re both yellow.”
i could never be in the army what if my stomach hurt
what if my stomach hurt and they made us run around. i would kill myself
Can’t even, but here goes. First please for god and country never join up. Second after the first three hundred push ups and three hundred sit ups on the first day you will forget about your tummy. Third stop swallowing after sucking off your bed bunky and the sour tummy wont happen to begin with let him nut in your ass like a sailor.
